Warning: This meeting has been known to last for hours, days, weeks, or even months.
Symptoms include: loss of productivity, spontaneous combustion of your social life, and a strong desire to scream.
Because who needs actual work when you can watch a 30-minute video on the benefits of our new product?
Caution: Infomercial Meetings may cause drowsiness, inattention, or spontaneous combustion of your career.