Infomercial Meetings: A Guide to the Redundant Meeting

Warning: This meeting has been known to last for hours, days, weeks, or even months.

Meeting Syndrome: When You're Trapped Forever

Symptoms include: loss of productivity, spontaneous combustion of your social life, and a strong desire to scream.

Why Infomercial Meetings are the Best

Because who needs actual work when you can watch a 30-minute video on the benefits of our new product?

Caution: Infomercial Meetings may cause drowsiness, inattention, or spontaneous combustion of your career.