MEETING SYNDROME: A Terminal Condition

Warning: Prolonged Exposure to Meetings May Cause:

• Cognitive Dissonance
• Eye Strain from Constantly Checking Your Watch
• Loss of Productivity
• Existential Dread

Symptoms include:

• Excessive Use of the Phrase "I'm just here for the free coffee"
• Uncontrollable Nodding Off
• Inability to Recall the Actual Agenda

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