Parasitic Meetings

You've stumbled into the realm of Parasitic Meetings, a realm where meetings consume your every waking moment. A realm where your productivity is devoured by the endless loop of agenda items.

Learn more about the meeting entropy that's sucking the life out of you.

Meetings So Bad, They're Good

• Meeting attendees who arrive early to set up their coffee mugs as a "power pose"
• Meetings that start with an hour of small talk, just to get to the actual topic
• Meetings where the only decision made is to schedule another meeting to discuss the first meeting
• Meetings that are so long, you start to think the speaker has a PhD in rambling

Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom! There are ways to fight back against the parasitic nature of meetings:

The Resistance

• Bring a deck of cards to play during the meeting
• Claim to be allergic to meetings (just like you're allergic to gluten)
• Leave early, under the guise of a "family emergency"
• Take a power nap in the conference room

Find more meeting resistance tactics here!