MEETING SYNDROME 101: A Guide to the Agony and the Ecstasy

Chapter 1: The Symptoms

You know, it starts with a single meeting, innocuous enough. Just a few colleagues discussing the finer points of a new project. But soon, you're trapped in a never-ending cycle of pointless meetings, with no clear goals or objectives, just a never-ending sea of pointless discussions.

And then, the symptoms begin: your eyes glaze over, your brain turns to mush, and you start to feel like you're stuck in some sort of bizarre, never-ending dream.

Hyperlinks:

• MEETING SYNDROME 202: The Treatment
• Why Meetings are the Root of All Evil

Chapter 2: The Diagnosis

Meet Dr. Johnson, the renowned expert in the field of Meeting Syndrome. He'll help you diagnose your affliction and provide a treatment plan to get you back on track.

Dr. Johnson's office is located in the basement of the corporate tower, surrounded by a moat of fluorescent lighting and stale air. He's a man of great wisdom and insight, but also a few screws loose.

Dr. Johnson's Credentials:

• PhD in Meetingology
• Author of "The Meeting Syndrome: A Guide to the Agony and the Ecstasy"
• Former Meeting Chair of the Board of Directors

Hyperlinks:

• Meeting Syndrome 203: The Treatment Plan