MEETING TEMPLATE AGENDA 2 EXTENDED
Schedule for the Utterly Unproductive Meeting of the Week
9:00 - 9:30am
Arrival of the Caffeinated
Everyone is expected to bring their own coffee mug.
Free coffee will be provided for those who have forgotten theirs.
Please do not spill on the conference table.
9:30 - 10:30am
Introduction and Inane Small Talk
Each participant is expected to share their favorite hobby.
Discussion of said hobby will last exactly 2 minutes.
Please do not ask for the definition of "hobby".
10:30am - 10:50am: BREAK!
11:00am - 12:00pm: Actual Meeting Begins