The Redundant Meeting Initiative

• Introduction to the meeting that we've already had 5 times this week
• Review of last week's meeting that we're still trying to remember
• Discussion of the same 3 points we've been discussing for months
• Closing remarks and the inevitable 'action items'

Present: John, Mary, Bob, and a few other people who probably didn't know what they were doing here.

Objective: To discuss the weather, the meaning of life, and the best pizza place in town.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The weather.
• Item 2: The meaning of life.
• Item 3: The best pizza place in town.

Conclusion: Meetings are a great way to spend time in a crowded, poorly ventilated room.