Meeting with the Parents: A Never-Ending Saga

Today we're discussing the finer points of your existence. Please, for the love of all things good and holy, do not mention your job or your significant other.

Points of Discussion:

• Your Room: A Study in Clutter
• Your Dietary Choices: A Threat to Society
• Your Academic Performance: A Never-Ending Concern

Remember, we're just here to offer constructive criticism and thinly veiled insults. It's for your own good, really.