Meeting the Prophet in Plain Sight

Welcome, mortals, to the most productive waste of time you'll ever experience. Today, we're going to discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing things.

Step 1: Arrival

As you've arrived at this meeting, you're now officially part of the 99.9% of meetings that go nowhere. Please take a seat, try not to fall asleep, and prepare to be inspired by the sheer brilliance of our discussion leader.

• What to Bring:
• Your favorite pen for note-taking (you know, for when you need to pretend like you're taking notes)
• Your favorite snack for when you need a energy boost (we provide stale coffee)
• What to Expect:
• The thrill of watching your productivity go down the drain
• The agony of wondering when it'll end
• Next Steps:
• Step 2: More Talking (see below)

Continue to Step 2: More Talking Why Are We Still Meeting?