Meeting the Void of One's Own Doubt

Welcome to the Reduntant Meetings department, where the only thing more abundant than meetings is the sense of existential dread that comes with attending them.

Here's the agenda for today's meeting:

• 9:00 AM - Arrival of the Coffee Machine
• 9:30 AM - Review of the meeting's purpose (still unclear)
• 10:00 AM - Brainstorming session (guaranteed to be unproductive)
• 12:00 PM - Lunch break (because who needs actual work?)
• 1:00 PM - Review of the meeting's progress (still unclear)
• 3:00 PM - Conclusion (or not)

Don't forget to bring your sense of purpose and your willingness to waste time!

Adjourn Minutes of the Meeting (if you can find them)