Meeting Utopia: Where Productivity Goes to Die

Welcome to Meeting Utopia, the land where time is measured in meeting minutes, and the only thing more abundant than coffee is the sound of someone's phone ringing.

Meetings here are a thing of beauty, where 3 hours of discussion can be boiled down to a 5-minute summary, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

• Meeting Infinity: Where the meeting never ends
• Meeting Nirvana: Where every idea is a great idea
• Meeting Purgatory: Where your soul is slowly consumed by pointless discussions

Visit our FAQ for more information on how to survive in this meeting wonderland.