It's not just a meeting, it's a ritual. And like any good ritual, it requires the proper offerings: coffee, caffeine, and a hint of desperation.
The Coffee Machine has been summoned to this meeting, and it will not be denied.
The Breakdown
It all started innocently enough. Someone asked the Coffee Machine to brew a cup. But things quickly spiraled out of control.
- The machine started spewing forth a stream of lukewarm water.
- The coffee beans began to rattle ominously in the filter.
- The sugar packets were somehow rearranged into a cryptic message.
It's a wonder anyone made it out alive. But, as we all know, the real question is: who gets to clean up the mess?
Who Gets the Mess?