We're the Prophetic Forecasting Committee, and we've been tasked with predicting the apocalypse. Again.
Our meeting agenda includes:
We've got our experts on the case! Our team of renowned sky-gazers have been staring up at the heavens for weeks, trying to get a glimpse of the big picture.
And the results are in:
"It's a 50/50 chance the sky will be blue on Tuesday!"
Subpage 2: "Will the coffee machine be fixed by 10am?"Our team of expert coffee connoisseurs have been pouring over the blueprints of the coffee machine.
And the verdict is:
"It'll be fixed, but not by 10am, probably."
Subpage 3: "Will the apocalypse be on time?"Our team of certified apocalypse specialists have been crunching the numbers, and the results are in!
"It's going to be a 3-hour delay. Sorry, folks."
We've got the experts on the case!
Our team of apocalypse survivors has been researching the best ways to survive the impending doom.
And the answer is:
"Just stay inside, and maybe bring some snacks."