MEETING REPORT: The One That Could Have Been an Email

Subject: Unnecessary In-Person Discussion of the Obvious

Attendees:

• Manager McManagerface
• Jane Doe
• John Doe

Agenda:

• Minutes of Inaction
• Decisions Not Made
• Action Items Not Addressed

Discussion:

We talked about the thing we could have done via email.

Notes:

• Manager McManagerface: "I don't know what we're talking about."
• Jane Doe: "I thought we were going to talk about it last week."
• John Doe: "I'm just here for the free coffee."

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place. Because we clearly haven't wasted enough time yet.

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