Dear applicant, thank you for your interest in joining our esteemed committee. As the self-proclaimed "Chair" of this meeting-filled wonderland, it's my pleasure to guide you through the process.
Here's what you need to know:
- Fill out the membership application form, which can be found here.
- Submit a 5-page essay on "The Importance of Meetings in Modern Society." Don't worry, we're not looking for quality, just quantity.
- Attend a minimum of 5 meetings per week for the next 6 months. Don't worry, they'll be long and drawn-out.
- Pay the membership fee of $50 per meeting. Yes, it's steep, but think of it as a "synergy fee" to help you "network" with our esteemed colleagues.