Welcome to the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly REdundant meetings in the land!
We're not sure why you're here, but we're glad you asked. Maybe you're looking for:
Or maybe you're just here for the free coffee and stale donuts. We won't judge you.
Whatever your reason, we're glad you're here. Now, let's get this meeting started!
Next Stop: Memetic Crisis Management
(Note: Please, for the love of all things good and holy, do not ask for a break.)
(Also, please do not ask for a raise.)