The Redundant Meeting Method 8: Because 7 Just Wasn't Enough
Step 1: Introduce yourself and re-introduce yourself, because the other people in the meeting are clearly not paying attention.
Step 2: Repeat every point you make three times, in case someone actually did hear you.
Step 3: Use a projector to display your presentation, but with a twist - the projector only shows the same slide over and over again.
Step 4: Have an "expert" in the audience who will inevitably contradict everything you say, but only because they're secretly trying to get more coffee.
Step 5: Take a break, but not before asking everyone if they have any questions, even though they've been saying "no" for the past 10 minutes.
Step 6: Repeat the same meeting in 10 years, because time dilation is real.
Step 7: Have a "brainstorming" session, but only where everyone writes down their ideas in a silent, awkward silence.
Step 8: Declare victory and send everyone home, because you're clearly the most intelligent person in the room.
And that's it! You're now a certified Redundant Meeting Master, ready to waste hours of your life away on meetings that go nowhere.