Minute 15 Redundant Meeting
This meeting has been in progress for 15 minutes already, but we've only discussed the same three options 5 times. We're just getting warmed up!
Current Agenda
Option 1: Buy more staplers
Option 2: Get more donuts
Option 3: Fire the CEO (just kidding, we all love him)
prophets/decision-1>Decision Prophets
Our team of expert decision prophets have spoken, and they all say...
Decision 1: Staplers are the best!
Decision 2: Donuts are the worst!
Decision 3: The CEO is actually pretty okay, we'll let it slide
Decided
We've decided to...
Decide on more meetings!
Buy more staplers!
Fire the janitor (just kidding, we love him too)
Confirmed
We've confirmed...
Our love for meetings!
The fact that staplers are still a thing!
Our inability to make actual progress!