Minute 15: The Point Where You Realize You're Wasting Your Life Away in This Meeting

Agenda Item 3: The Unnecessary Recap

We're 15 minutes in and you're still not sure what's going on. Let's take a few moments to recap the previous 14 minutes because, apparently, that's what we do here.

Action Items:

• Someone will make a list of all the things we've talked about so far and we'll pretend it's productive.
• We'll pretend the person who made the list is smart and actually knows what they're talking about.
• We'll spend the next 5 minutes discussing the merits of our "list".

Next Steps:

• We'll schedule another meeting for 2 weeks from now to discuss the same topics we're discussing today, because why not?
• We'll make sure to invite 10 more people so it'll be more "inclusive".
• We'll have a 30-minute break so we can all grab another coffee and pretend we're actually getting work done.