Minute 4: The Meeting that Time Forgot

Agenda:

• Discussion of Unnecessary Topics (10 minutes)
• Break for Coffee and Biscuits (5 minutes)
• Re-reading of Last Week's Minutes (10 minutes)

Attendees:

• John, the Guy Who Was Only There For the Free Coffee
• Manager, the Guy Who Has to Take Notes (but never does)
• HR, the Person Who's Always Late

Decisions:

• To continue using Comic Sans for all company documents
• To have a 2-hour lunch every Friday
• To rename the company to "Blerp Inc."

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