We've made it to the eighth minute of our meeting, and we're all doing great! The conference room is still filled with the sweet scent of stale air and yesterday's leftover coffee.

On the agenda for this exciting meeting, we have:

We'll be discussing these vital topics for the remainder of the meeting. Don't forget to take notes, because, you know, it's not like we're going to use them for anything.

Take a 5-minute break Proceed with the meeting