Exercises
1. Write a 5-minute meeting summary using only buzzwords and corporate jargon.
- Synergize the team's synergy by leveraging our core competencies.
- Foster a culture of innovation and out-of-the-box thinking.
- Paradigm-shifting ideas will be paramount to our paradigm-shift.
2. Identify three instances of unnecessary jargonification in the meeting minutes.
- Synergy-izing the team's synergy
- Disrupt the status quo with a paradigm shift
- Leverage our core competencies
3. Write a 30-second elevator pitch for the meeting, using only 5 buzzwords.
We will revolutionize the industry with our game-changing, paradigm-shifting, out-of-the-box thinking.