Reports are emerging that our Minute Taker Intern has been spotted in the break room, sipping on a venti-sized coffee and typing away on their laptop.
Witnesses describe the intern as being "utterly engrossed" in their work, completely oblivious to the fact that they're supposed to be taking minutes.
As the meeting rages on, the intern is reportedly typing away at a frantic pace, generating pages upon pages of irrelevant bullet points and unnecessary agendas.
When asked to summarize the meeting, the intern responded with a confident "it's all in the minutes, dude."
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.