Q: What is the Minute Taker Protocol?
A: It's a series of meetings that never end.
Q: How do I become a certified Minute Taker?
A: Attend 10,000 meetings without falling asleep, then apply for certification. Good luck!
Q: Can I take minutes for someone else's meeting?
A: No. That would be theft of minutes. (Note: We take intellectual property theft very seriously here.)