Minutes of this meeting are a record of the most thrilling, edge-of-your-seat decisions made by the committee. Or not.
Attendees: 1. John, 2. Jane, 3. The Janitor.
Agenda:
- Point 1: We should probably do that thing
- Point 2: We should probably not do that thing
- Point 3: Let's just agree on something so we can move on to lunch
Action Items:
- John: "I will do that thing"
- Jane: "I will not do that thing"
- The Janitor: "I will empty the trash"
Next Meeting: To Be Determined
Minutes Revisited: The Sequel to the Sequel