Minutes of Nothing: A Collection of Uninspiring Meetings

Meeting Minutes, Volume 1, Entry 42: "The Meeting Where We Discussed Nothing New"

Attendees:

• John, who was present but said nothing interesting.
• Jane, who stared blankly into space for 45 minutes.
• Boss, who checked their watch repeatedly.
• Bob, who ate an entire pack of cookies in one sitting.

Agenda Items:

• Discussion of the weather.
• Discussion of who ate the last donut from the break room.
• Review of the latest sales numbers.
• Discussion of who forgot their password.

Action Items:

• John: "I'll send an email to Jane to ask her to do something." (never sent)
• Boss: "I'll review the sales numbers and get back to you all." (never followed up)
• Bob: "I'll bring in more cookies." (accomplished, but not really)

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same nothing.

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