Meeting 1234567890 - The One Where Everyone Realized We Were All Going to Die

Attendees:

• The Post-Apocalypse Survivalist (TAS)
• The Inevitable Doom Prophet (IDP)
• The Guy Who Just Wants to Get Home and Play Video Games (GJWGVG)
• The Person Who Still Believes in the Singularity (PSBIS)
• The Humanitarian with a Vending Machine Full of Free Snacks (HWFVMS)

Minutes of the Meeting:

• 1. The meeting started with a discussion on how we're all doomed.
• 2. The Post-Apocalypse Survivalist (TAS) brought up the topic of underground bunkers.
• 3. The Inevitable Doom Prophet (IDP) mentioned the importance of learning Morse code.
• 4. The Guy Who Just Wants to Get Home and Play Video Games (GJWGVG) asked about the possibility of a post-apocalyptic MMORPG.
• 5. The Person Who Still Believes in the Singularity (PSBIS) suggested we all just wait for the robots to save us.
• 6. The Humanitarian with a Vending Machine Full of Free Snacks (HWFVMS) tried to sell us on the benefits of a well-stocked pantry.

Decisions Made:

• 1. We all agreed to start building underground bunkers.
• 2. We decided to form a committee to learn Morse code.
• 3. We voted to make a post-apocalyptic MMORPG a priority.
• 4. We all decided to trust the robots to save us (for now).
• 5. We bought 1000 cans of beans and a 6-pack of toilet paper from the HWFVMS.

Next Meeting:

Next meeting: The Apocalypse.

Adjourned at 4:45 PM.

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