Minutes of the Infinite Meeting

Meeting ID: 1234567890
Meeting Purpose: Discussing the meaninglessness of existence
Attendees:
	John "The Uninspired" Doe (Manager),
	Jane "The Unenthused" Smith (Intern),
	Bob "The Unmotivated" Johnson (IT)
	Dr. "The Uninformed" Lee (Theorist)
	Dr. "The Unreliable" Kim (Expert)
	Dr. "The Unaccountable" Chen (Consultant)
	Dr. "The Uncooperative" Patel (Specialist)
	The Unidentified (Guest)
Meeting Notes:
	- The meeting started at 8:05 AM and ended at 8:05 AM. No progress was made.
	- We discussed nothing of significance.
	- John "The Uninspired" Doe took 17 breaks.
	- Jane "The Unenthused" Smith checked her phone 47 times.
	- Bob "The Unmotivated" Johnson took a 2-hour nap.
	- Dr. "The Uninformed" Lee talked about his cat.
	- Dr. "The Unreliable" Kim was late.
	- Dr. "The Unaccountable" Chen forgot his notes.
	- The Unidentified (Guest) was seen eating a sandwich.
	- The meeting will never end.

	Minutes of the Infinite Meeting Adjourned
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