Minutes of the Last Meeting We Had with John

Present:

• John (who didn't show up)
• Me (who was there)
• AI Overlord (who was watching)
• Janice (who took the minutes)

Discussion Topics:

We talked about:

• The meaning of life
• The best ways to eat a burrito
• The importance of proper meeting etiquette (i.e., showing up)
• Whether or not John was really sick

Action Items:

• Create a new committee to deal with John's frequent no-shows
• Send John a strongly worded letter about his behavior
• Have Janice bring donuts for the next meeting

Decisions:

• We will no longer tolerate John's shenanigans
• We will have donuts at the next meeting, no matter what

Next Meeting:

When: Next Thursday

Where: Same place, same time (don't be late!)