Minutes of the Next Apocalypse: Agenda and Action Items

Attendees:

• Mecha-Blob
• Robo-Queen
• Dr. Cyberpunk

Meeting Summary:

After reviewing our current apocalypse protocols, the group has determined that:

• World War 3 will be delayed indefinitely due to budget constraints.
• The robot uprising will be rescheduled for a later date.
• The end of humanity will now occur exactly 4 years from today.

Action Items:

Dr. Cyberpunk will research alternative fuels for the Doomsday Device.

Mecha-Blob will reprogram the Robot Uprising's AI to include more efficient evil laughter.

Robo-Queen will negotiate with the remaining humans for more snacks.

Next Meeting: Post-Apocalypse Cleanup Plans

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