Attended by: The Survivors of the Last One
1. The world was destroyed by a combination of AI and Pineapples.
2. We all agreed that pineapples are the root of all evil.
3. We will be having a meeting about the meeting that never happened.
4. We will have more meetings to discuss the lack of meetings.
1. Create a to-do list for the apocalypse.
2. Develop a system to keep track of the lack of meetings.
3. Find a way to make pineapples less evil.
When: Never
Where: Nowhere
Why: Because we have nothing better to do
Go back in time and relive the last apocalypse But first, check out the notes of the meeting that will never be