Presented by: The Committee of Unending Deliberation (CUED)
Meeting Date: Today-ish
Meeting Time: Who knows?
The issue at hand is still very much an issue. Despite our collective efforts, the solution remains elusive.
The committee has been meeting for what feels like an eternity, with no end in sight.
Next Steps:
1. Continue meeting.
2. Eat more donuts.
3. Stare at the wall.
Related Documents:
Subcommittee A: Theoretical Solutions
Subcommittee B: More Theoretical Solutions
Subcommittee C: Solutions That Are Probably Not Going to Happen