Redundant Meeting 5 Minutes - The Unending Saga Continues

Present:

The Great and Powerful Leader, President

Vice-Chair of the Board, Sidekick

The Official Minute Taker, Bob

Agenda Items:

1. Item 1: Redundancy in the Air
2. Item 2: The Never-Ending Story
3. Item 3: More Redundancy in the Air

Decisions:

1. Decide on nothing, because that would be too much work.
2. Tabled Item 1 for another meeting, because we forgot what it was about.
3. Decide on nothing, because that's all we ever do.

Next Meeting:

Redundant Meeting 6 - The Sequel to This Never-Ending Saga

Because, honestly, we can't end this meeting now, can we?