Modern Prophesies

Prophesie 02: The Future is Now

It's 2023 and the apocalypse hasn't come. Yet. That's just a minor setback.

Our team of expert prognosticators has been hard at work, predicting the obvious:

• More people will still be using flip phones.
• Caffeine addiction will reach an all-time high.
• The world will still be run by cats.

Don't worry, we have a plan to save you from these prophesies. Our patented Prophesie-Avoidance System is still in beta testing.

Prophesie 03: The AI Overlords will be available soon.

Stay tuned for more updates from the world of Modern Prophesies.