Monday's Agenda of Doom: Redundant Meetings
Today is going to be a real thrill-ride, folks! Our meeting schedule is packed tighter than a clown's car.
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "Status Update on Status Updates" - Because who doesn't love hearing about the same old progress?
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Great Debate: What Color Should Our Reporters Use for the Report?" - Because the answer is clearly "all of them."
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: "Lunch Break: Because We're All Going to Need the Energy to Pretend to Care" - Don't forget to bring your wallet!
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: "Action Items: Because We Can't Possibly Get Any Real Work Done" - Assignments will be given out randomly.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "The Meeting That Never Ends: Because We've Run Out of Things to Say" - Join us for an eternity of pointless discussion!
Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning adult" face to these meetings.