Monday's Redundant Meeting
A Meeting So Redundant, You'll Need Shades to Filter the Sun
Welcome, brave souls, to Monday's Redundant Meeting! A meeting so mind-numbingly dull, it's like trying to watch paint dry while listening to elevator music. But don't worry, we've got a whole committee of experts who will regale you with their vast knowledge of the obvious.
- Attendees:
- John from HR: The man who knows everything there is to know about... well, nothing.
- Jane from Marketing: Because who needs actual marketing skills when you can just rebrand a stapler?
- Bob from IT: The guy who still thinks 56K is the future.
Decisions of the Day
Minutes of the Meeting
Agenda for Tomorrow's Meeting
May the odds be ever in your favor, meeting attendees. May the minutes of this meeting be shorter than the ones from last week.