Redundant Meeting Minutes for Monday

Monday's Meeting Minutes, Because Who Needs Actual Productivity?

Attendees:

• John, the CEO who couldn't be bothered to come up with a better agenda
• Jane, the Intern who had to come in on her day off to cover for John's lack of work
• Bob, the IT guy who just wants to go home and watch paint dry
• Jim, the guy who always eats all the office donuts

Agenda:

• Review of last week's meeting, which we already discussed last week
• Discussion of this week's meeting, which we're in right now
• More talking, less doing
• More coffee breaks

Actions Items:

• We will do something, maybe, possibly, hopefully, but no promises
• We will make sure to take more breaks, because we can
• We will pretend to be productive, but actually just play video games

Decisions:

• We decided to have more meetings, because that's what we do
• We decided to eat more donuts, because, priorities
• We decided to call it a day, because we're all out of ideas

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place, just as exciting as ever.

Tuesday's Meeting Minutes Meetings Decisions