Minutes of the Totally Unnecessary Meeting of the Totally Unnecessary Department of Totally Unnecessary Meetings

Monday, March 21st, 2024 - 2:00PM

Attendees:

• John Doe, Director of Doing Nothing
• Jane Doe, Manager of Making Excuses
• Bob Smith, Specialist in Doing the Bare Minimum

Agenda:

• Discussion of the totally unnecessary project
• Debate on the merits of doing nothing
• Coffee breaks every 15 minutes

Actions Taken:

We decided that we should probably do something, but we're not really sure what.

Next Steps:

We will continue to meet on Monday afternoons for another 5 years or until someone remembers that it's pointless.