Meeting Minutes - Monday's Redundant Meeting

Agenda Item 1: Discussing the importance of discussing the agenda

John: "I think we should talk about the weather, but only if we can agree on the definition of 'weather'."
Jane: "I disagree, we should talk about the importance of being on time."

Next: Discuss the importance of discussing the agenda

Agenda Item 2: Redefine the term 'action item'

Bob: "I propose we redefine it to mean 'something we can procrastinate on'."
Jim: "I concur, with the added bonus of making sure it's not too long of a word."

Next: Discuss the definition of procrastination

Action Items:

Send a meeting invite to the coffee machine for a 3 PM break."
Buy a new stapler that doesn't run out of ink."

Next: More action items, more procrastination

Adjournment

John: "I think we can adjourn, but only if we agree on the definition of 'adjournment'."
Jane: "I think we should adjourn, but only if we can have more coffee."

Next: Define adjournment, get more coffee