You know, we're all here today to discuss the exact same thing we discussed last Monday, and the Monday before, and the Monday before that.
It's not like we're actually accomplishing anything new. But hey, someone has to sit here and pretend like we're doing something productive.
Tomorrow's Meeting: Tuesday's Redundant Meeting is just around the corner. Don't miss it!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to rehash the same meeting from Wednesday and see if you can spot any differences.
Warning: Rehashing may lead to dizziness and confusion. Prolonged rehashing has been known to cause spontaneous combustion of productivity.