Monday Morning Meeting: The Redundancy Edition

Today's Agenda

1. Check the clock, it's probably still working.

2. Confirm the meeting started at 9:00 AM sharp.

3. Ask the CEO if it's okay to check our watches.

4. Discuss the importance of being on time.

5. Take a 15-minute break to grab a coffee.

6. Repeat steps 1-5 for the next 8 hours.

Disclaimer: This meeting may or may not be happening. Probably not.