Monday's Redundant Meeting: Sales Forecasting

Today is the day when sales forecasting meets existential dread.

Objective: To predict the unpredictable, and pretend to be excited about it.

Agenda:

• Slide 1: "Why are we here again?"
• Slide 2: "The sales forecast: A never-ending tale of uncertainty"
• Slide 3: "Action items: Pretend to care, pretend to act"
• Wednesday Meeting: The one where we actually do something
• Creative Department Meeting: Because who needs actual creativity?