Monday's Strategy Session: The Redundant Edition

Today we're discussing ways to fill 8 hours of meetings with actual productivity.

Agenda:

• Minutes 1-30: Review last week's meeting notes. Again.
• Minutes 30-60: Rehash the same old marketing strategy we've been talking about since '07.
• Minutes 60-90: Discuss the importance of proper break room etiquette.

Key Takeaways:

• We're still not doing that thing we were doing last week.
• Our marketing department is still in a state of existential crisis.
• There's still a mystery stain on the break room table.

Next Steps:

• Schedule a meeting to discuss the results of the meeting.
• Hire a consultant to help us find our lost marketing edge.
• Investigate the break room table stain.

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