Monday's Meetings: A Day of Endless Redundancy
Today is Monday and you know what that means...
We're stuck in a meeting that will never end.
Recurring Problems are the only thing that ever change.
Repetitive Speech is the only thing that ever varies.
Agenda for Today's Meetings
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "Status Update"
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "Status Update (Again)"
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break (But don't get too comfortable)
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: "Status Update (One Last Time)"
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "Action Items" (Just like the last million meetings)
And that's not all folks! We have a special guest speaker at 3:00 PM to talk about "The Importance of Being Unprepared".
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to share, because sharing is caring!
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