The Redundant Meeting of Doom: Committee of the prophets, the chosen ones, and the moderately interested

Schedule for Today's Meeting:

9:00 AM - Welcome and Introduction by Chairman McSpoken
9:30 AM - Discussion of the Obvious: "We Need to Do Something About the Coffee Machine"
10:30 AM - Break: Free time for personal projects (or browsing cat videos)
11:00 AM - "The Great Debate": Should we get a new copier or repair the old one? (Note: The old copier is still on fire)
12:00 PM - Lunch: Free food and complaining about the free food
1:00 PM - The Main Event: Presentations by the Committee of the Month (This month: The Committee of the Prophets)
3:00 PM - Conclusion: We're all just going to go home and stare at our screens anyway, so who cares?

prophets.jpg (A picture of a group of people in suits and tie, all staring at a whiteboard withประก<) Notes from the Committee of the Month Minutes of the Meeting