Monday's Committee of the Unknown - Attendance

Welcome to the most enigmatic and least attended meetings in the world! You've made it through the bureaucratic maze to find the Committee of the Unknown. Please take a seat, but don't get too comfortable prophets of doom.

Attendees:

• 1. Bureaucratic Bureaucracy - The expert on all things redundant.
• 2. Paranoid Parrot - Our resident avian expert on anxiety.
• 3. Overcaffeinated Overlord - The one who needs an IV drip to stay awake.

Please don't try to make sense of this meeting. It's a lost cause.

Proceed to Decisions Adjourn