Monday's Committee of the Unknown - Attendance
Welcome to the most enigmatic and least attended meetings in the world! You've made it through the bureaucratic maze to find the Committee of the Unknown. Please take a seat, but don't get too comfortable prophets of doom.
Attendees:
- 1. Bureaucratic Bureaucracy - The expert on all things redundant.
- 2. Paranoid Parrot - Our resident avian expert on anxiety.
- 3. Overcaffeinated Overlord - The one who needs an IV drip to stay awake.
Please don't try to make sense of this meeting. It's a lost cause.