Meeting Minutes: Committee of the Unknown, Monday

Minutes from the Unproductive Session

Attended by:

• Bob, representing the Department of Redundant Meetings
• Jane, representing the Department of Unnecessary Reports
• John, representing the Department of Circular Reasoning

Agenda Items:

1. The Meaning of Life (Deferred)
2. The Importance of Meeting Schedules (Tabled)
3. The Secret to Making Meetings Last Longer (Scheduled for next week)

Decisions:

1. To move the meeting to the parking lot to discuss the parking lot. (Motion carried)
2. To take a 3-hour break for snacks. (Motion carried)

Next Meetings:

• Wednesday: Meeting to Discuss the Meeting that Just Ended
• Thursday: Meeting to Plan the Meeting for Next Week

Hyperlinks to other meeting minutes:

• Minutes from the Previous Meeting (which were exactly the same)
• Decisions from Previous Meetings (that were never actually made)
• Agenda from Future Meetings (which we'll get to eventually)