Weekly Briefing Meeting - 3 hours and 14 meetings ago...

Welcome, employees!

Today, we're having the same meeting we had last week, and the week before, and the week before that... You get the idea.

Join us for 2 hours and 14 minutes of thrilling PowerPoint presentations and pointless small talk.

Check out the bulletin board for today's meeting notes and last week's meeting notes and the week before's meeting notes...

Agenda

• Introduction by our fearless leader (again)
• Update on the state of the company (no progress, still the same)
• Q&A session (where you ask the same questions, and we give the same answers)
• BREAK
• More PowerPoint presentations!

Take a break and grab a snack from the break room.

Acknowledgments

Special thanks to our meeting facilitators for their tireless efforts to make this meeting not completely boring.

Also, thank you for not falling asleep.