Morpheus' Redundant Meeting

Because who needs a meeting that accomplishes anything, really?

Agenda for today:

• Rehash the same old ideas from the last three meetings.
• Take turns reading from the same PowerPoint presentation.
• Discuss the merits of the color yellow.

Side Effects of this meeting:

• Exhaustion.
• Confusion.
• A strong urge to flee.

Sub-Meetings:

• Adjourned Meeting: Where we decide to meet again next week to decide when to meet.
• Morassian Adjournment: An adjournment that's just as pointless, but with more beards.