Discussion topics:
1. The importance of holding meetings to discuss the importance of holding meetings.
2. The futility of trying to accomplish anything productive during a meeting.
3. The joys of having a meeting to discuss why we can't meet up.
Decisions made during this meeting:
1. We should have another meeting to discuss why we can't make decisions.
Actions to be taken:
1. Create an action item to schedule another meeting for next week.
2. Assign task to someone to make sure everyone shows up to the next meeting.