Attendees: Bob, Alice, Dave, and 3 other people who were only invited because they said they'd come.
Objective: To achieve a sense of purpose and direction in our lives.
- Discussed the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
- Agreed that pizza is the answer to 99.9% of all life's questions.
- Decided to reorganize the company's mission statement to include more expletives.
Notable Quotations:
- "I'm not sure what the point of this meeting was, but I'm pretty sure it was to waste time." - Dave
- "We're just trying to find our way, like ants in a circle." - Alice
Next Steps:
- Meet again next week to discuss the meaninglessness of our previous meeting.
- Create a new org chart with more pictures of pineapples.
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